Author: NOEL FIELDING

The signs as The Mighty Boosh Quotes

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Aries: …..and that’s why I don’t like cricket

Taurus: this is an OUTRAGE

Gemini: ‘Want to know how I got this THUMB, BOY??’

Cancer: Killed a swan the other day. Did a shit on it. 

Leo: Want to go to a club where people wee on eachother? 

Virgo: Liquid breakfast. I’ve had champagne on my golden grahams and I am STEAMING

Libra: We’ve all seen you at Glastonbury with your nose burnt out from poppers.

Scorpio: I narrowly avoided a bumming from Grizzly Adams

Saggitarius:’Don’t mess with the Occult.’ ‘I thought it was good for your digestion?’ ‘No. That’s Yakult.’

Capricorn: And that completes the top 100 most dangerous animals…… in wales

Aquarius: Naboo, you know the rules. No phones on the stag. The penalty is very clear…. a turban full of tequila… in one. 

Pisces: My hat’s on fire?! Why did nobody tell me?

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